Seven minutes to heaven / Horse competition / Circus runaway / I, babysitter / No place like home / Future missed connection / Band practice / Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi / Grim gardener / Didn't get it / Pants no more / Book report / Communal living / Sweaty-pits Patsy / Coolest thing you have ever seen / Pink dress / Glazed over / French lesson / Prom / One-hit confessions / Staci's room tour video / We come in peace / Meeting his mom / Boo-hoo first born / Mormon wife / Phone drone / Change is constant / Brace / Advice from a babysitter / Convincing Mrs. Coleman / Sex Addicts Anonymous / Teen angst / Dissection / Overachiever / Straight guy / No fear / A week in the life of Phillip Jones / Best friends...for never? / Cyndi for Goth Club President / Admissions / Unhooked / Our parents / Girls like us / Bambi-Sue's unfortunate nickname / Bat mitzvah speech / Middle-school preparedness tips / Know-it-all / Kicked out / Big hero / Through my bedroom window / Becoming non-virgins / This weekend at Dad's / Wanted: a bag of dry rice (I think) / You call this punishment? / Great chili incident / Galaxies apart / Welcome to U High! / Like mother, like daughter / Mommy dearest / Poem / Designer jeans / Job interview / Anyway, it's mom's wedding... / Of mini tigers / Manic pixie dream girl / Hashtag ZanderlnOurHeartsForEver / No time for cults / Red badge of courage / Candy crushed / One-sided conversation / Valedictorian speech / Bad day / Golf / Gothic love / Jenny and the missing flip-flops / Teen witch / Why-me-me? / Hall pass / Failure of the 4.0 / Judgment Day / Abduct me, already!