Pilot -- Rockets, communists, and the Dewey Decimal system -- Poker, faith, and eggs -- A therapist, a comic book, and a breakfast sausage -- A solar calculator, a game ball, and a cheerleader's bosom -- A patch, a modem, and a Zantac -- A brisket, voodoo, and Cannonball Run -- Cape Canaveral, Shrödinger's cat, and Cyndi Lauper's hair -- Spock, Kirk, and testicular hernia -- An eagle feather, a string bean, and an eskimo -- Demons, Sunday school, and prime numbers -- A computer, a plastic pony, and a case of beer -- A sneeze, detention, and Sissy Spacek -- Potato salad, a broomstick, and Dad's whiskey -- Dolomite, apple slices, and a mystery woman -- Killer asteroids, Oklahoma, and a fizzy hair machine -- Jiu-jitsu, bubble wrap, and yoo-hoo -- A mother, a child, and a blue man's backside -- Gluons, guacamole, and the color purple -- A dog, a squirrel, and a fish named fish -- Summer sausage, a pocket poncho, and Tony Danza -- Vanilla ice cream, gentlemen callers, and a dinette set.