Preface to the US Edition -- Foreword / Prologue -- B-Boy -- Memories of the Ghost Train -- This Game's Not for Pakis -- Doctor Who Said "Fuck tha Police" -- Stranger Stabbed for Me -- Green Backpack with No Bomb -- When Babri Mosque Fell in India -- A Land Where Fetuses Are Cut from Wombs -- Islamist -- An Islamist Takeover -- 12,000 Muslims Screaming "Khilafah" -- Servant of the Compeller -- Womb That Bore Me -- A Show of Hands to Harden the Heart -- Romanticism of Struggle -- Dreams of a Nuclear Caliphate -- Caliphs in Copenhagen -- Polemic -- Welcome to Egypt: We Do As We Please -- Ghimamah Has No Rules -- Number Forty-Two -- Assalaamu Alaykum, You've Just Come out of Hell -- Luxury of an Audience -- Penguin Is Hit by Slippers -- "Monocracy" -- Radical -- Where the Heart Leads, the Mind Can Follow -- No Right to Silence -- How Many Years Did You Fail? -- Civil-Democratic Intimidation -- Decade-Late Apology -- Monkeys in a Zoo -- Visiting No. 10 -- Khudi Pakistan -- I Will See Your Day When It Comes -- Postscript -- Epilogue: Ideas Are Bulletproof (2013) -- Glossary of Arabic Terms -- Resources -- Acknowledgments.