On the dual purpose of things -- On the back seat -- On how to study -- On getting to sex -- On "us" -- On the importance of big pockets -- On behaving abroad, and in general -- On English as a foreign language -- On remodeling -- On the food of love -- On leaving in order to stay -- On big decisions -- On the danger of water -- On looking the part -- On the way to go -- On not loving the help -- On white -- On one-night stands -- On memory's mismatched moments -- On getting out of bed -- On fate -- On overflowing -- On the end -- On what happens next.