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Title:
The first bad man : a novel
Author:
July, Miranda, 1974-
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Publication Information:
New York : Scribner, 2015.
Physical Description:
276 pages : 22 cm
Summary:
"Here is Cheryl, a tightly-wound, vulnerable woman who lives alone, with a perpetual lump in her throat. She is haunted by a baby boy she met when she was six, who sometimes recurs as other people's babies. Cheryl is also obsessed with Phillip, a philandering board member at the women's self-defense nonprofit where she works. She believes they've been making love for many lifetimes, though they have yet to consummate in this one. When Cheryl's bosses ask if their twenty-one-year-old daughter, Clee, can move into her house for a little while, Cheryl's eccentrically ordered world explodes. And yet it is Clee--the selfish, cruel blond bombshell--who bullies Cheryl into reality and, unexpectedly, provides her the love of a lifetime. Tender, gripping, slyly hilarious, infused with raging sexual obsession and fierce maternal love, Miranda July's first novel confirms her as a spectacularly original, iconic, and important voice today, and a writer for all time. The First Bad Man is dazzling, disorienting, and unforgettable"--
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English
ISBN:
9781439172568

9781439172575
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Summary

From the acclaimed filmmaker, artist, and bestselling author of No One Belongs Here More Than You , a spectacular debut novel that is so heartbreaking, so dirty, so tender, so funny-so Miranda July-that readers will be blown away.

Here is Cheryl, a tightly-wound, vulnerable woman who lives alone, with a perpetual lump in her throat. She is haunted by a baby boy she met when she was six, who sometimes recurs as other people's babies. Cheryl is also obsessed with Phillip, a philandering board member at the women's self-defense nonprofit where she works. She believes they've been making love for many lifetimes, though they have yet to consummate in this one.

When Cheryl's bosses ask if their twenty-one-year-old daughter, Clee, can move into her house for a little while, Cheryl's eccentrically ordered world explodes. And yet it is Clee-the selfish, cruel blond bombshell-who bullies Cheryl into reality and, unexpectedly, provides her the love of a lifetime.

Tender, gripping, slyly hilarious, infused with raging sexual obsession and fierce maternal love, Miranda July's first novel confirms her as a spectacularly original, iconic, and important voice today, and a writer for all time. The First Bad Man is dazzling, disorienting, and unforgettable.


Author Notes

Miranda July is a filmmaker and writer. She wrote, directed, and starred in The Future. Her film, Me and You and Everyone We Know, received a special jury prize at the Sundance Film Festival and the Caméra d'Or at Cannes. Her stories have appeared in The New Yorker, The Paris Review, and Harper's. No One Belongs Here More Than You won the Frank O'Connor International Short Story Award. Her debut novel, The First Bad Man, was published in 2015 and made The New Zealand Best Seller List.

(Bowker Author Biography)


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Booklist Review

Eccentric Cheryl lives alone and works most days from home (her bosses' suggestion) for women's self-defense and fitness company Open Palm. She struggles with globus hystericus a perpetual lump in the throat combined with an inability to cry and tries to refind a baby she met and felt instantly connected to when she was 9, over and over again. When Cheryl allows her bosses' 21-year-old daughter, Clee, to live with her as a favor, and after a long-dreamed-of love confession from Open Palm board member Phillip turns out to be something else, however, Cheryl's ordered world is wildly flipped, making way for sexual obsession and disorder in a way Cheryl may have long tried to avoid. Filmmaker (Me and You and Everyone We Know, 2005, The Future, 2011), short story writer (No One Belongs Here More Than You, 2007), and artist (Learning to Love You More, 2007) July uses novel-length fiction her first and a first-person narrative to her advantage in telling one woman's deeply psychological, often funny, and certainly unconventional story cinematically.--Bostrom, Annie Copyright 2014 Booklist


Publisher's Weekly Review

July (No One Belongs Here More than You) successfully transitions from short stories to her first novel, introducing eccentric 40-something Cheryl Glickman in a tale about role-playing. In addition to sexual fantasies featuring her senior co-worker Phillip, unmarried Cheryl also imagines a perennial connection with babies. Her world is flipped upside down when Clee, her boss's 20-year-old daughter, moves in until she can get on her feet. Cheryl's fantasies soon involve Clee with any man that passes by, and she becomes aroused when Clee plays along with self-defense scenarios. When Phillip starts a relationship with a 16-year-old girl, Cheryl grows closer with Clee, switching between roles as her enemy, sparring partner, mother, grandmother, aunt, and girlfriend. Other characters give, or refuse to give, their own performances, including Clee's parents, who refuse to act as grandparents when she gets pregnant, and Cheryl's therapist, who plays mistress to the other office doctor. Cheryl and Clee's simulated fights in the first half will remind readers of July's peculiar short-story style, but the book hits its stride in the second half when Cheryl helps Clee through her pregnancy. July's writing is strange and beautiful, with enough cleverness woven into the characters' strange fantasy lives to keep readers contemplating the family roles and games adults undertake. (Jan.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.


Library Journal Review

Starred Review. July is a quirky creator working in many media, so much so that she was the subject of an Onion article titled "Miranda July Called Before Congress To Explain Exactly What Her Whole Thing Is." She has an award-winning short story collection (No One Belongs Here More Than You), films (The Future), and performance art pieces under her belt, but this is her first novel. The author's protagonist is Cheryl, a lonely middle-aged woman invested in her work for a company that produces self-defense exercise videos. Cheryl's incredibly regimented life is interrupted by Clee, a young, irresponsible houseguest who won't leave. Cheryl's problems start out predictably, but her inner monolog and way of coping with loneliness and alienation are anything but typical. Her obsession with an older coworker leads her to explore her sexuality and gender identity, and through Clee she learns about herself and fulfills a lifelong desire to care for a child born to the "wrong" mother. VERDICT This well-written, compelling novel will delight the open-minded reader looking for something new. It will satisfy July's fans and win her many more. [See Prepub Alert, 7/7/14.]-Kate Gray, Worcester P.L., MA (c) Copyright 2014. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.


Excerpts

Excerpts

The First Bad Man CHAPTER ONE I drove to the doctor's office as if I was starring in a movie -Phillip was watching--windows down, hair blowing, just one hand on the wheel. When I stopped at red lights, I kept my eyes mysteriously forward. Who is she? people might have been -wondering. Who is that middle-aged woman in the blue Honda? I strolled through the parking garage and into the elevator, pressing 12 with a casual, fun-loving finger. The kind of finger that was up for anything. Once the doors had closed, I checked myself in the mirrored ceiling and practiced how my face would go if Phillip was in the waiting room. Surprised but not overly surprised, and he wouldn't be on the ceiling so my neck wouldn't be craning up like that. All the way down the hall I did the face. Oh! Oh, hi! There was the door. DR. JENS BROYARD CHROMOTHERAPY I swung it open. No Phillip. It took a moment to recover. I almost turned around and went home--but then I wouldn't be able to call him to say thanks for the referral. The receptionist gave me a new-patient form on a clipboard; I sat in an upholstered chair. There was no line that said "referred by," so I just wrote Phillip Bettelheim sent me across the top. "I'm not going to say that he's the best in the whole world," Phillip had said at the Open Palm fundraiser. He was wearing a gray cashmere sweater that matched his beard. "Because there's a color doctor in Zurich who easily rivals him. But Jens is the best in LA, and definitely the best on the west side. He cured my athlete's foot." He lifted his foot and then put it down again before I could smell it. "He's in Amsterdam most of the year so he's very selective about who he sees here. Tell him Phil Bettelheim sent you." He wrote the number on a napkin and began to samba away from me. "Phil Bettelheim sent me." "Exactly!" he yelled over his shoulder. He spent the rest of the night on the dance floor. I stared at the receptionist--she knew Phillip. He might have just left; he might be with the doctor right now. I hadn't thought of that. I tucked my hair behind my ears and watched the door to the exam room. After a minute a willowy woman with a baby boy came out. The baby was swinging a crystal from a string. I checked to see if he and I had a special connection that was greater than his bond with his mother. We didn't. Dr. Broyard had Scandinavian features and wore tiny, judgmental glasses. While he read my new-patient form I sat on a meaty leather couch across from a Japanese paper screen. There weren't any wands or orbs in sight, but I braced myself for something along those lines. If Phillip believed in chromotherapy that was enough for me. Dr. Broyard lowered his glasses. "So. Globus hystericus." I started to explain what it was but he cut me off. "I'm a -doctor." "Sorry." But do real doctors say "I'm a doctor"? He calmly examined my cheeks while stabbing a piece of paper with a red pen. There was a face on the paper, a generic face labeled CHERYL GLICKMAN. "Those marks are . . . ?" "Your rosacea." The paper's eyes were big and round, whereas mine disappear altogether if I smile, and my nose is more potatoey. That said, the spaces between my features are in perfect proportion to each other. So far no one has noticed this. Also my ears: darling little shells. I wear my hair tucked behind them and try to enter crowded rooms ear-first, walking sideways. He drew a circle on the paper's throat and filled it in with careful cross-hatching. "How long have you had the globus?" "On and off for about thirty years. Thirty or forty years." "Have you ever had treatment for it?" "I tried to get a referral for surgery." "Surgery." "To have the ball cut out." "You know it's not a real ball." "That's what they say." "The usual treatment is psychotherapy." "I know." I didn't explain that I was single. Therapy is for couples. So is Christmas. So is camping. So is beach camping. Dr. Broyard rattled open a drawer full of tiny glass bottles and picked one labeled RED. I squinted at the perfectly clear liquid. It reminded me a lot of water. "It's the essence of red," he said brusquely. He could sense my skepticism. "Red is an energy, which only develops a hue in crude form. Take thirty milliliters now and then thirty milliliters each morning before first urination." I swallowed a dropperful. "Why before first urination?" "Before you get up and move around--movement raises your basal body temperature." I considered this. What if a person were to wake up and immediately have sex, before urination? Surely that would raise your basal body temperature too. If I had been in my early thirties instead of my early forties would he have said before first urination or sexual intercourse? That's the problem with men my age, I'm somehow older than them. Phillip is in his sixties, so he probably thinks of me as a younger woman, a girl almost. Not that he thinks of me yet--I'm just someone who works at Open Palm. But that could change in an instant; it could have happened today, in the waiting room. It still might happen, if I called him. Dr. Broyard handed me a form. "Give this to Ruthie at the front desk. I scheduled a follow-up visit, but if your globus worsens before then you might want to consider some kind of counseling." "Do I get one of those crystals?" I pointed to the cluster of them hanging in the window. "A sundrop? Next time." THE RECEPTIONIST XEROXED MY INSURANCE card while explaining that chromotherapy isn't covered by insurance. "The next available appointment is June nineteenth. Do you prefer morning or afternoon?" Her waist-length gray hair was off-putting. Mine is gray too but I keep it neat. "I don't know--morning?" It was only February. By June Phillip and I might be a couple, we might come to Dr. Broyard's together, hand in hand. "Is there anything sooner?" "The doctor's in this office only three times a year." I glanced around the waiting area. "Who will water this plant?" I leaned over and pushed my finger into the fern's soil. It was wet. "Another doctor works here." She tapped the Lucite display holding two stacks of cards, Dr. Broyard's and those of a Dr. Tibbets, LCSW. I tried to take one of each without using my dirty finger. "How's nine forty-five?" she asked, holding out a box of Kleenex. I RACED THROUGH THE PARKING garage, carrying my phone in both hands. Once the doors were locked and the AC was on, I dialed the first nine digits of Phillip's number, then paused. I had never called him before; for the last six years it was always him calling me, and only at Open Palm and only in his capacity as a board member. Maybe this wasn't a good idea. Suzanne would say it was. She made the first move with Carl. Suzanne and Carl were my bosses. "If you feel a connection, don't be shy about it," she'd once said. "What's an example of not being shy about it?" "Show him some heat." I waited four days, to spread out the questions, and then I asked her for an example of showing heat. She looked at me for a long time and then pulled an old envelope out of the trash and drew a pear on it. "This is how your body is shaped. See? Teeny tiny on top and not so tiny on the bottom." Then she explained the illusion created by wearing dark colors on the bottom and bright colors on top. When I see other women with this color combination I check to see if they're a pear too and they always are--two pears can't fool each other. Below her drawing she wrote the phone number of someone she thought was more right for me than Phillip--a divorced alcoholic father named Mark Kwon. He took me out to dinner at Mandarette on Beverly. When that didn't pan out she asked me if she was barking up the wrong tree. "Maybe it's not Mark you don't like? Maybe it's men?" People sometimes think this because of the way I wear my hair; it happens to be short. I also wear shoes you can actually walk in, Rockports or clean sneakers instead of high-heeled foot jewelry. But would a homosexual woman's heart leap at the sight of a sixty-five-year-old man in a gray sweater? Mark Kwon remarried a few years ago; Suzanne made a point of telling me. I pressed the last digit of Phillip's number. "Hello?" He sounded asleep. "Hi, it's Cheryl." "Oh?" "From Open Palm." "Oh, hello, hello! Wonderful fundraiser, I had a blast. How can I help you, Cheryl?" "I just wanted to tell you I saw Dr. Broyard." There was a long pause. "The chromotherapist," I added. "Jens! He's great, right?" I said I thought he was phenomenal. This had been my plan, to use the same word that he had used to describe my necklace at the fundraiser. He had lifted the heavy beads off my chest and said, "This is phenomenal, where'd you get it?" and I said, "From a vendor at the farmer's market," and then he used the beads to pull me toward him. "Hey," he said, "I like this, this is handy." An outsider, such as Nakako the grant writer, might have thought this moment was degrading, but I knew the degradation was just a joke; he was mocking the kind of man who would do something like that. He's been doing these things for years; once, during a board meeting, he insisted my blouse wasn't zipped up in back, and then he unzipped it, laughing. I'd laughed too, immediately reaching around to close it back up. The joke was, Can you believe people? The tacky kinds of things they do? But it had another layer to it, because imitating crass people was kind of liberating--like pretending to be a child or a crazy person. It was something you could do only with someone you really trusted, someone who knew how capable and good you actually were. After he released his hold on my necklace I had a brief coughing fit, which led to a discussion of my globus and the color doctor. The word phenomenal didn't seem to trigger anything in him; he was saying Dr. Broyard was expensive but worth it and then his voice began rising toward a polite exit. "Well, I guess I'll see you at the board meeting to--" but before he could say morrow, I interrupted. "When in doubt, give a shout!" "Excuse me?" "I'm here for you. When in doubt, just give me a shout." What silence. Giant domed cathedrals never held so much emptiness. He cleared his throat. It echoed, bouncing around the dome, startling pigeons. "Cheryl?" "Yes?" "I think I should go." I didn't say anything. He would have to step over my dead body to get off the phone. "Goodbye," he said, and then, after a pause, he hung up. I put the phone in my purse. If the red was already working then my nose and eyes would now be pierced with that beautiful stinging sensation, a million tiny pins, culminating in a giant salty rush, the shame moving through my tears and out to the gutter. The cry climbed to my throat, swelling it, but instead of surging upward it hunkered down right there, in a belligerent ball. Globus hystericus. Something hit my car and I jumped. It was the door of the car next to mine; a woman was maneuvering her baby into its car seat. I held my throat and leaned forward to get a look, but her hair blocked its face so there was no way to tell if it was one of the babies I think of as mine. Not mine biologically, just . . . familiar. I call those ones Kubelko Bondy. It only takes a second to check; half the time I don't even know I'm doing it until I'm already done. The Bondys were briefly friends with my parents in the early seventies. Mr. and Mrs. Bondy and their little boy, Kubelko. Later, when I asked my mom about him, she said she was sure that wasn't his name, but what was his name? Kevin? Marco? She couldn't remember. The parents drank wine in the living room and I was instructed to play with Kubelko. Show him your toys. He sat silently by my bedroom door holding a wooden spoon, sometimes hitting it against the floor. Wide black eyes, fat pink jowls. He was a young boy, very young. Barely more than a year old. After a while he threw his spoon and began to wail. I watched him crying and waited for someone to come but no one came so I heaved him onto my small lap and rocked his chubby body. He calmed almost immediately. I kept my arms around him and he looked at me and I looked at him and he looked at me and I knew that he loved me more than his mother and father and that in some very real and permanent way he belonged to me. Because I was only nine it wasn't clear if he belonged to me as a child or as a spouse, but it didn't matter, I felt myself rising up to the challenge of heartache. I pressed my cheek against his cheek and held him for what I hoped would be eternity. He fell asleep and I drifted in and out of consciousness myself, unmoored from time and scale, his warm body huge then tiny--then abruptly seized from my arms by the woman who thought of herself as his mother. As the adults made their way to the door saying tired too-loud thank-yous, Kubelko Bondy looked at me with panicked eyes. Do something. They're taking me away. I will, don't worry, I'll do something. Of course I wouldn't just let him sail out into the night, not my own dear boy. Halt! Unhand him! But my voice was too quiet, it didn't leave my head. Seconds later he sailed out into the night, my own dear boy. Never to be seen again. Except I did see him again--again and again. Sometimes he's a newborn, sometimes he's already toddling along. As I pulled out of my parking spot I got a better look at the baby in the car next to mine. Just some kid. Excerpted from The First Bad Man by Miranda July All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

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