"Why did you do that?": the ins and outs of toddler behavior and how to leave it alone -- Parenting from the heart: ignoring outside influences -- Toddler-approved recipes -- Food shopping guide: what we do and don't need -- Sleep: weaning yourself off it -- Distractions and personal interests: letting them go -- Grooming, dressing, and general hygiene: how to keep your hands to yourself -- Books, television, and games: understanding and spending real money on toddler entertainment -- Special occasions: making them magical for your sweet angel -- Pets: helping your toddler love them tight -- More tips for brief and effective communication with your toddler -- Car etiquette (and places to avoid visiting) -- Breakdown of popular toddler trends, from amber necklaces to jeggings, and why you should avoid them -- Green snot: how to treat your toddler's illnesses -- The long hello: birth -- Good times: vacationing with your toddler -- Parents and their dangerous vices: learning self-control -- Potty training simplified/eliminated.