Warm heart, cold salad bowl -- The art of kissing frogs -- White lace and promises and cake -- The day after -- Young love and old love and a rat -- The great house search -- We make Dave Ramsey sad -- Home improvement -- In sickness and in health -- Nilla wafers aren't a food group -- That time I almost went on Judge Judy -- Root, root, root for the home team -- The couple that shops together has my sympathies -- And baby makes three -- I would do anything for love, but I won't shoot that -- Don't stop till you get enough or the feds show up -- The twisted gift of the magi -- Frigidaire will be so envious -- Because innuendo is the sincerest form of flattery -- In-laws and outlaws -- Skeletons and grace -- Deck the halls -- The antelope in the living room -- Coming home.