My beginnings -- Growing up and liking it -- Chagrin Falls -- School days: part deux -- A little higher learning -- You're in the Army now -- Let the laughs begin -- Be it ever so humbling (and it was) -- The importance of being Ernest Anderson -- Hi ho Steverino -- Married with children -- The family guy -- Back to business -- The importance of being Ernest Borgnine -- A salute to Garry Moore -- All roads lead to Carol -- Heaven -- Harvey -- The end of the affair -- Old friend, new beginning -- They're off and running! -- A little friend-dropping -- Golf -- The birth of Dorf -- Trodding the boards -- Epilogue -- Fooled you!