Love me. The great escape -- Major league pop fly -- The last American gladiator -- Perpetual underdog -- Odd time signatures -- The acquisition of Skipper -- The most beautiful sukkah in the entire world -- The hornet conspiracy -- A vue shtet geschreiber -- High school musical -- Premature evaluation -- Love me not. O'virginity -- Rules by which a great declaration may be produced -- The gateway gig -- The battle of Shiloh -- Devil moose -- Peep show -- How to bust your best friend's ass Knoxville-style -- Educating harmony -- The complete reference guide for overly dramatic suicidal artist-types in 41 easy steps -- The German atonement package -- Love me. Love in boxes -- Love in 12 courses -- Baby with the bath water -- Anatomy of a whirl -- Love at first sight or by other routes -- Clean sweep -- Courtyard with lunatics -- The rise and fall of the great corn bread warrior -- Beauty & voluntaries -- Love fight club -- The days run away like my wife's hair over the hills -- Bohemian love baggage.