Joseph Smith : lost and found -- The return of the repressed -- The angel, the plates, and the power of Joseph's charms -- La vita nuova -- Joseph Smith couldn't have written the Book of Mormon -- Back to the future -- Past-life digression -- Joseph through the particle accelerator -- Contradiction is not a sign of falsity -- The pure products of America -- Faith and irony -- Except ye be converted, and become as little children -- Sanctified flesh -- A dead prophet, a corpse, and a woman who will die.