Wings over Hooterville -- Water, water everywhere -- I didn't raise my pig to be a soldier -- How to see South America by bus -- The ugly duckling -- One of our assemblymen is missing -- The good old days -- Ed discovers the birds and the bees -- The Hooterville image -- You ought to be in pictures -- A home isn't built in a day -- A square is not round -- An old fashioned Christmas -- Never trust a little old lady -- School days -- His honor -- It's so peaceful in the country -- Exodus to Bleedswell -- It's human to be humane -- Never take your wife to a convention -- The computer age -- Never start talking unless your voice comes out -- The Beverly hillbillies -- Lisa's vegetable garden -- The saucer season -- Getting even with Haney -- Kimball gets fired -- The vulgar ring story -- Who's Lisa? -- Music to milk by.