A red wagon in a field of snow -- The slot machine that kept coming up cherries -- Falling down the rabbit hole -- Finding more Peters (to pay Paul) -- The goddess of justice wears a blindfold -- Didn't anyone want a Pulitzer? -- More red flags than the Soviet Union -- Closing the biggest barn door in Wall Street history -- Soaring like an eagle surrounded by turkeys -- Epilogue : Mr. Pinkslip goes to Washington.