Shh! / Justin M. Damiano / Artist vs. artisan / Underworld strips / Hillbillys 'r' dumb / Why I write only about myself ... / Our beloved tape dispenser / Indian Spirit Twain & Einstein / Spirit duplicator / company (excerpt) / Shortcomings (excerpt) / Over easy (excerpt) / Portrait of the artist as a young %@#*!! / Cruddy / When I was eleven / Gropius in "Ring tones" / Dal Tokyo / Disinfected youth, Gravel migration, and The wide riders / Annoyed X girlfriend, Dad coming down the cellar stairs, Sally in the public toilet, Tree pee, Summer shower, and Church miracle / Mosfet Warlock and the Mechlin men / Lo-bot-o-my-heart, Slumburbia, and Heart of darkness / galactic funnels / Berlin (excerpt) / Maakies with the wrinkles knees strips / Black death (chapter two) / Jordan W. Lint / Fuzz & Pluck in Splitsville (excerpt) / Freaks / Skim (excerpt) / Antoinette / Glenn Ganges in Pulverize / Jillian in The argument / 5: 45 A.M. / Papa / hand that feeds (excerpt) / Hope Gropius