Introduction: Satisfaction guaranteed -- How would you like your new husband delivered? UPS, FEDEX? (US Mail is available, but at a slightly higher rate) or would you like him delivered via personal courier? -- Monday: Secrets revealed -- Yes, you're different species, but you can work together in harmony -- Tuesday: Creatures from another planet ... or creatures of habit? -- To understand men, you have to track 'em to their den -- Bonus section -- Ain't got no respect -- Are you trying to turn your zebra into a horse? -- Wednesday: Think about what you want to say, then divide it by ten -- How to talk so your guy will really listen ... and listen so your guy will really talk -- Thursday: Think of him as a seal waiting for a three-pound fish -- Why making love to your man is a key to who he is and how satisfied he'll be, and what's in it for you -- Friday: It takes a real woman to make a man feel like a real man -- How to open your man's heart, revolutionize your love life, and turn him into the knight you've always dreamed of -- What would you do if ...? -- Take this quick quiz to find out if your gut is on the money or off the mark -- Epilogue: It's not easy, but it's simple -- The top ten countdown to having a new husband by Friday -- What would you do if ...? -0uiz answers.