God's frozen people -- The first event leading up to my death -- American Buffalo ...The king of cool and demon rum -- He'd always have Paris...Trading up...Danish for beginners: -- Getting up your Irish...Family diversity...Three's a mob -- When Johnny comes typing home...Wedding-bell blues -- Onward Catholic soldier...Everything's good in the hood...The sinusitis capital -- Buffalo runs riot -- A full house -- Egg salad days...Beads of paradise -- Mary Tyler Moore for president...Hit parade...The Americans with no abilities act -- Born in the UUA...Keeping kosher -- Water hazard...Is that your child? -- Will joke for food...It's a mad, mad house...How I learned to cook -- The birth of an entrepreneur...From socks to stocks...The wizard of odds -- Everyone was groovy...Stardate 1965 -- Sleet happens: the Blizzard of '77 -- Taking a turn for the nurse -- Bus stop -- Enter, stage left...O.B. (order big)...A decent docent doesn't doze -- Down on the farm...Doing time...Beat it -- Real world 101 -- Earl and me...The sewing circle turns square -- Will work for AC...Mom turns pro...The mosquito coast -- Home at sweet home...Class clown...Dressing down -- Can't we all get a lawn?...Pedersen v. Pedersen...Telling it to the judge...The play within the play -- Disappearing act...The walkway less traveled -- Are red and green making you blue? -- In all probability -- Home alone -- It could be worse -- The (sweet) home stretch...Faking it -- When the chips are down, the Buffalo's empty -- The People's Republic of Buffalo.