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Title:
I was told there'd be cake : essays
Author:
Crosley, Sloane.
Personal Author:
Edition:
First edition.
Publication Information:
New York : Riverhead Books, [2008]

©2008
Physical Description:
230 pages ; 21 cm
Summary:
From despoiling an exhibit at the Natural History Museum to provoking the ire of her first boss to siccing the cops on her mysterious neighbor, Crosley can do no right despite the best of intentions--or perhaps because of them. Together, these essays create a startlingly funny and revealing portrait of a complex and utterly recognizable character that's aiming for the stars but hits the ceiling, and the inimitable city that has helped shape who she is.--From publisher description.
Language:
English
Contents:
The pony problem -- Christmas in July -- The ursula cookie -- Bring your machete to work day -- The good people of this dimension -- Bastard out of Westchester -- The beauty of strangers -- Fuck you, Columbus -- One-night bounce -- Sign language for infidels -- You on a stick -- Height of luxury -- Smell this -- Lay like broccoli -- Fever faker.
ISBN:
9781594483066
Format :
Book