Disc 1: Pilot / written by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by James Burrows -- Big flappy bastards / teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman -- Go east on Sunset until you reach the gates of Hell / teleplay by Mark Roberts & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; directed by Andy Ackerman -- If I can't write my chocolate song, I'm going to take a nap / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman -- Last thing you want is to wind up with a hump / teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman -- Did you check with the captain of the flying monkeys? / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman -- If they do go either way, they're usually fake / teleplay by Mark Roberts & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; directed by Andy Ackerman.

Disc 2: Twenty-five little pre-pubers without a snootful / teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Chuck Lorre -- Phase one, complete / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman -- Merry Thanksgiving / written by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Jay Sandrich -- Alan Harper, frontier chiropractor / teleplay by Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; directed by Robert Berlinger -- Camel filters and pheromones / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Robert Berlinger -- Sarah like puny Alan / teleplay by Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre ; directed by Robert Berlinger -- I can't afford hyenas / teleplay by Jeff Abugov & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Rob Schiller.

Disc 3: Round one to the hot crazy chick / written by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andrew D. Weyman -- That was saliva, Alan / written by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andrew D. Weyman -- Ate the hamburgers, wearing the hats / teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts ; story by Jeff Abugov & Eric Lapidus ; directed by Andrew D. Weyman -- An old flame with a new wick / teleplay by Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; directed by Andrew D. Wayman -- I remember the coat room, I just don't remember you / teleplay by Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Gail Mancuso -- Hey, I can pee outside in the dark / teleplay by Jeff Abugov & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Gary Holvorson -- No sniffing, no wowing / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; story by Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers ; directed by Rob Schiller.

Disc 4: My doctor has a cow puppet / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster ; directed by Gail Mancuso -- Just like Buffalo / teleplay by Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Susan Beavers ; directed by Rob Schiller -- Can you feel my finger? / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Chuck Lorre ; directed by Rob Schiller.