Bargaining for Cheyenne's life -- Bring me the head of Wally Shluffmuffin-and, if there's time, maybe a foot -- wiggle room -- Biting the bullet -- Audience with the queen -- Enter the jackal -- Wally, world's biggest optimist -- Poisons "R" us -- Down the rabbit hole -- Whatever you do, stay out of the dairy -- What shall we do with the humans who resist slavery? -- Beware of strangers bearing inoculations -- Tragedy strikes out with bases loaded -- Why it pays to memorize encyclopedias -- The stake is not our best today-may I interest you in something else? -- Failure at everything, including dying -- Exhaustive screening process we must endure before purchasing a gun -- How do I know why he wants a bridge with a long drop to the water? -- Don't do anything rash -- Saving Shelden Shluffmuffin -- How dare you show your face? -- New Wally isn't worried.