Introduction -- Trace Adkins -- Dr. Arthur Agatston -- Senator George Allen -- Carol Alt -- Denise Austin -- Tiki Barber -- James "J.B." Brown -- President George W. Bush -- Dean Cain -- Secretary of Labor Elaine L. Chao -- Senator Norm Coleman -- Senator Jon Corzine -- Senator John Danforth -- Donna de Varona -- Bash Dibra -- Steve Doocy -- Emme -- Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York -- Geraldine Ferraro -- Steve Forbes -- Representative Harold Ford Jr. -- George Foreman -- Senator William Frist -- Kathie Lee Gifford -- Attorney General Alberto Gonzales -- Rosey Grier -- Secretary of State Alexander Haig -- Rebecca Huffman -- Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison -- Randy Jackson -- Secretary Alphonso Jackson -- Bob Johnson -- Jim Keyes -- Dr. Henry Kissinger -- Jack LaLanne -- Secretary of the Navy John Lehman -- Justin McBride -- John Mack -- Senator Mel Martinez -- Mary Meeker -- Senator Zell Miller -- Ronnie Milsap -- Anne Mulcahy -- Colonel Oliver North -- Ted Nugent -- Bill O'Reilly -- Donny Osmond -- Randy Owen -- Dr. Mehmet Oz -- Dolly Parton -- District Attorney Jeanine Pirro -- Governor Bill Richardson -- Cathy Rigby -- Geraldo Rivera -- Doris Roberts -- Kenny Rogers -- Mickey and Jan Rooney -- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld -- Patricia F. Russo -- Representative Jim Ryun -- Connie Sellecca -- Hannah Storm -- John Tesh -- Joe Theismann -- Senator Fred Thompson -- Jonathan Tisch -- Donald Trump -- Sandy Weill -- Henry Winkler -- Me (E.D. Hill).