Leaning against the wind -- Gas masks, two Romeos, and a ghost -- The hen's march to the midden -- Matters of life and death -- The devil of Monument Hill -- The noisy passing of a quiet way of life -- A peedie piece o' peace -- Into the realm of the gypsy king -- Bending with the rising winds of change -- Bagpipes, boogie, and bullock breath -- Good fortune found, a treasure lost -- Tying knots and cutting ties -- From bagpipes to the Beatles and back again -- Going home -- Dame Fortune is a transvestite -- Balancing the scales of fate -- Of goblins, ghosts, and goodbyes.