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Undead and unemployed
Davidson, MaryJanice.
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New York : Berkley Sensation, [2004]

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294 pages ; 18 cm.
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Being royally undead isn't all it's cracked up to be--there are still bills to be paid. Luckily, new Queen of the Vampires Betsy Taylor lands her dream job selling designer shoes at Macy's.

But when a string of vampire murders hits St. Paul, Betsy must enlist the help of the one vamp who makes her blood boil: the oh-so-sexy Sinclair. Now, she's really treading on dangerous ground--high heels and all.

Author Notes

Author MaryJanice Davidson was born in August 1969. She writes primarily paranormal romance, but she has also written young adult literature and non-fiction. She is the author of the Undead series, the Jennifer Scales series, and the Fred the Mermaid series. She won the 2004 Romantic Times Reviewer's Choice Award.

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Booklist Review

Queen Elizabeth I, aka Betsy Taylor, is adjusting to life after death as a vampire, but she still needs a job. To satisfy her lust for sexy shoes, she lands one in Macy's, but one night she is attacked by zit-remedy-scented slayers who are targeting female vampires. While trying to find out who is behind the plot, she befriends an adolescent gang called the Blade Warriors and the kindly priest who leads them. Betsy's unwanted consort, sexy Eric Sinclair, king of the vampires, doesn't know how to deal with a vampire queen who sneezes at holy water and wears a cross around her neck, and a charming subplot involving a mysterious five-year-old girl in saddle shoes adds poignancy to this wickedly clever and amusing romp. Davidson's witty dialogue, fast pacing, smart plotting, laugh-out-loud humor, and sexy relationships make this a joy to read. And Betsy's second adventure, following her debut in Undead and Unwed BKL Mr 15 04, will have readers begging for more. --Diana Tixier Herald Copyright 2004 Booklist

Library Journal Review

In vampire queen Betsy Taylor's second outing, Unemployed, even the undead must have money to afford shoe fetishes, and what better position to have than selling them? Alas, not everyone is excited about Betsy's moonlighting endeavor. In Unpopular, Betsy is more immersed in her role as Elizabeth I; she still doesn't think highly of vampires despite being one, but she's learned to live with it. What has changed dramatically from the other undead books is the tone, from Unemployed's lightheartedness to Unpopular's nearly dark spirit. Reader Nancy Wu makes selling shoes sound exciting; she doesn't miss a beat, agilely moving from frivolity to crudeness. She understands that ultimately Betsy's self-centered heart is one of gold, or platinum, depending on which one costs more. Wu handles the shifting emotional level with equal aplomb, particularly in Unpopular, where that level changes from one word to the next. Wu makes listening to these stories fun, even when the stories themselves falter.--Jodi L. Israel, MLS, Salt Lake City (c) Copyright 2010. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted. All rights reserved.



Chapter 1 When I'd been dead for about three months, I decided it was past time to get a job. I couldn't go back to my old one, of course. For one thing, I'd been laid off the day I died, and for another, they all still thought I was six feet under. Plus, a job during daylight hours just wasn't going to work anymore. I wasn't starving or homeless, at least. My best friend, Jessica, owned my house and wouldn't let me pay rent, and she had her team of super accountants pay the other bills despite my strenuous objections. I sure didn't need to grocery shop for much except teabags and milk and stuff. Plus, my car was paid off. So my monthly expenses were actually pretty low. Even so, I couldn't live off Jessica's charity forever. So here I was, on the steps of the Minnesota Re-Employment Center. They had evening hours every Thursday--thank goodness! I walked through the doors, shivering as I was greeted by a blast of air-conditioning. Another thing about being dead that nobody warned me about was that I was cold pretty much all the time. Minneapolis was having a severe heat wave, and I was the only one not hating it. "Hi," I said to the receptionist. She was wearing a stiff gray suit and needed her roots done. I couldn't see her shoes, which was probably just as well. "I came to the unemployment center to--" "I'm sorry, miss, that's RE-Employment. Unemployment centers are an anachronism. We're a responsive twenty-first-century re-employment one-stop center." "Right. Um, anyway, I'm here to see one of the counselors." For my audacity, I spent the next twenty minutes filling out paperwork. Finally, my name was called, and I was sitting in front of a counselor. He was a pleasant-looking older fellow with dark hair, a gray-flecked beard, and chocolate brown eyes, and I was relieved to see the wedding ring as well as the photo of his pretty wife and de rigeur adorable kids. I fervently hoped he had a happy marriage, so he wouldn't make a fool of himself once my undead charisma smacked him in the face. "Hi, I'm Dan Mitchell." We shook hands, and I saw his eyebrows go up in surprise when he clasped my clammy palm. "Elizabeth Taylor, right?" "That's me." "Are your eyes all right?" I was wearing my sunglasses for two reasons. One, the fluorescent light hurt like a bitch. Two, men didn't fall under my spell if they couldn't see my eyes. The last thing I needed was a slobbering state employee humping my leg. "I was at the eye doctor's earlier," I lied. "He put those drop things in." "Yeah, been there. Elizabeth Taylor--just like the movie star!" he enthused, obviously having no idea people had been drawing that conclusion since the day I'd been born. "Betsy." "Betsy, then." He was flipping through the reams of paperwork I'd handed him. "Everything looks right . . ." "I hope so. I'm here for Unemployment--" "We're the RE-Employment Center," Mitchell said absently, still flipping. "Right, right. Anyway, I need a new job, and while I'm looking, I'd like Unemployment Insurance. In fact, I have a quest--" Mitchell looked vaguely alarmed. "Um . . . I need to stop you right there. We can't do that here." I blinked. Not that he could tell behind the Foster Grants I was wearing. "Come again?" "We're a re-employment office. That's what we do." "Sure, okay, I get it, but don't you . . .?" "If you want unemployment benefits, you need to call the hotline. Or use the Internet. I'm sorry, but we can't answer your question here." "Let me get this straight. This is the place I go to when I'm unemployed . . ." "Yes . . ." "And you have unemployment benefit applications here--" "Absolutely!" "But you don't have any staff here who can help me get unemployment benefits." "Yes, that's correct." "Oh, okay." This was weird, but I could be cooperative. Probably. I leaned back in the uncomfortable plastic chair. "Okay, so, can I use your phone to call one of these hotlines?" Mitchell spread his hands apologetically. "Ah, jeez, you know, we used to let people do that, but some folks abused the phones, and so--" "So you're telling me I can't call an Unemployment Hotline using a telephone in the Unemployment Office?" "Well, technically, remember, we're not an Unemployment Office anymore"--I suddenly wondered if a vampire could get drunk. I decided to find out as soon as I got out of this bureaucratic hellhole--"and that's why we can't let you do that." He shrugged. "Sorry." I whipped off my sunglasses and leaned forward, spearing him with my sinister undead gaze. It was a rotten thing to do, but I was desperate. "I need. To use. Your phone." "No!" He hunched over and clutched the phone protectively to his chest. "It's against policy!" Amazing. I was sure my vampire mojo would leave him putty in my hands, but apparently his bureaucratic training was stronger than ancient evil. "You'll just have to go home and contact them on your own dime," he snapped. I stomped back to the waiting area. Outrageous! I wasn't just any undead tart, I was the queen of the vampires! "Don't forget to fill out a customer satisfaction survey on your way out!" Mitchell yelled after me. God, kill me now. Again, I mean. Excerpted from Undead and Unemployed by MaryJanice Davidson All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.