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Oxymoronica : paradoxical wit and wisdom from history's greatest wordsmiths
Author:
Grothe, Mardy.
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Edition:
First edition.
Publication Information:
New York : HarperCollins Publishers, [2004]

©2004
Physical Description:
viii, 246 pages ; 19 cm
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Includes index.
Language:
English
ISBN:
9780060536992
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Book

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Summary

Summary

ox-y-mor-on-i-ca (OK-se-mor-ON-uh-ca) noun, plural: Any variety of tantalizing, self-contradictory statements or observations that on the surface appear false or illogical, but at a deeper level are true, often profoundly true. See also oxymoron, paradox.

examples:

"Melancholy is the pleasure of being sad."
Victor Hugo

"To lead the people, walk behind them."
Lao-tzu

"You'd be surprised how much it coststo look this cheap."
Dolly Parton

You won't find the word "oxymoronica" in any dictionary (at least not yet) because Dr. Mardy Grothe introduces it to readers in this delightful collection of 1,400 of the most provocative quotations of all time. From ancient thinkers like Confucius, Aristotle, and Saint Augustine to great writers like Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, and G. B. Shaw to modern social observers like Woody Allen and Lily Tomlin, Oxymoronica celebrates the power and beauty of paradoxical thinking. All areas of human activity are explored, including love, sex and romance, politics, the arts, the literary life, and, of course, marriage and family life. The wise and witty observations in this book are as highly entertaining as they are intellectually nourishing and are sure to grab the attention of language lovers everywhere.


Author Notes

Dr. Mardy Grothe is a retired psychologist, management consultant, and platform speaker, author of six "word and language" books, and creator of Dr. Mardy's Dictionary of Metaphorical Quotations, the world's largest online database of metaphorical quotations. Dr. Mardy-as he is known to his many fans around the globe-is one of America's most beloved quotation anthologists.


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Publisher's Weekly Review

Coining the titular word to describe quotations that contain seemingly self-contradictory elements, psychologist and amateur wordsmith Grothe (Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You) gathers hundreds of examples-ancient, modern and everything in between-of such sayings. From Confucius's "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's own ignorance" to Yogi Berra's "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded" to Adrienne Rich's "Marriage is lonelier than solitude," these bon mots offer pithy insights and sometimes clever advice. Grothe's 14 chapters group the quotations by theme; in "Sex, Love, and Romance," for example, Louise Colet advises readers to "Doubt the man who swears to his devotion," while in "Oxymoronic Insults (and a Few Compliments)," Henry James reflects that George Eliot is "magnificently ugly.... in this vast ugliness resides a most powerful beauty which, in a very few minutes, steals forth and charms the mind." Potentially useful to public speakers and certainly bound to amuse word mavens, Grothe's collection is good clean fun-with a bit of an edge: the last section offers "Inadvertent Oxymoronica," in which George W. Bush is quoted as saying "One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected." (Mar.) Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.


School Library Journal Review

Adult/High School-Grothe is an inveterate collector of words and phrases. He is especially fond of paradoxical sayings, "ideas stood on their heads." He has been gathering such seemingly contradictory quotations as Carrie Fisher's "Instant gratification takes too long" or Yogi Berra's pithy "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded" for years. For him, these sayings are like oxymorons but with more depth. Thus, he coined the term, "Oxymoronica, n.; A compilation of self-contradictory terms, phrases, or quotations; examples of oxymoronica appear illogical or nonsensical at first, but upon reflection, make a good deal of sense and are often profoundly true." This book is an assemblage of his collection divided into 14 chapters ranging widely in subject and author from wit and wisdom through love and sex to insults, written by Ovid through Oscar Wilde to George W. Bush, with many thought-provoking stops in between. The collection can be dipped into frequently and offers much to think about upon first, second, or third readings. It will be useful for public speakers, debate classes, English assignments, and essays. There is an index of authors and broad topics, though finding a specific quote might prove challenging. There's even a Web site to submit new ideas or to join a discussion with like-minded devotees. The whole collection might be summed up by Berra, "I didn't say everything I said." Lots of fun and much to ponder.-Susan H. Woodcock, Fairfax County Public Library, Chantilly, VA (c) Copyright 2010. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.


Excerpts

Excerpts

Oxymoronica Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom from History's Greatest Wordsmiths Chapter One Oxymoronic Wit & Humor Malcolm Muggeridge, while serving as the editor of the humor magazine Punch , was accused of publishing a magazine that violated standards of good taste. He defended himself and the magazine by replying: Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. While much humor -- especially sexual and scatological humor -- is clearly of questionable taste, it's an overstatement to regard all humor as opposed to good taste. Oxymoronic humor, which is more cerebral than visceral, can be deliciously tasteful. Stand-up comics have always realized this: Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon. --Woody allen We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. --Rodney Dangerfield Last month I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar. I figured, hey, you only live once. Randy Shakes As you can see from these examples, oxymoronic humor is sophisticated humor. It's directed at the most important organ in the human body -- the brain. The self-contradictory aspects of oxymoronic humor appeal to a special part of our mental apparatus, a part that enjoys thinking about some of life's most intriguing contradictions and paradoxes. The world's great humorists have had a field day with oxymoronic humor: Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. --Robert C. Benchley One martini is all right, two is two many, three is not enough. --James Thurber The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. --Mark Twain, attributed but never verified Our best contemporary humorists have also favored this type of humor. In 1987, Garrison Keillor decided to bring A Prairie Home Companion to an end. The show had been a staple on National Public Radio for thirteen years, developing a huge audience. In 1988, broadcasting what was billed as a farewell performance from Radio City Music Hall, Keillor began the show by announcing: It is our farewell performance, and I hope the first of many. With many oxymoronic observations, the meaning is not immediately obvious, and sometimes the best lines can fly right over our heads. But once the meaning becomes clear, we generally admire how cleverly a point has been made or how creatively it's been expressed. Take the dread of going to the dentist. Few have expressed that common fear better than S. J. Perelman: As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and allow wild Caucasian ponies to drag me to a reputable orthodontist. The pun is another type of humor that appears to be an exception to Muggeridge's observation that humor is opposed to good taste. While some puns are sexual or risqué -- and can push at the boundaries of good taste -- most are simply good-natured attempts at wordplay. But if a pun is considered the lowest form of wit, as has often been said, then oxymoronic humor may be considered one of the highest. While puns -- even the best of them -- are often met with predictable groans, a witty oxymoronic line is often followed by an ahhh! of appreciation and hearty nods of approval. And every now and then, punning is combined with oxymoronic phrasing to produce a special type of hybrid observation. In his 1840 book Up the Rhine , English writer Thomas Hood chronicled his travels throughout Europe. Playing on the words dam and damn, he observed: Holland ... lies so low they're only saved by being dammed. An important ingredient in many types of humor is the element of surprise. It's the reason we laugh at the punch line of a joke. In oxymoronic humor, the surprise comes in the unexpected marriage of concepts that are usually considered incompatible. It's the reason you probably chuckled the first time you heard expressions like jumbo shrimp and military intelligence. And it's the reason knowledgeable people derive such pleasure from lines like this one from Milton Berle: Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. What makes the Berle line special is the intermingling of concepts that normally don't go together -- the well-known tendency of people to drown their sorrows in alcohol and the much-chronicled tendency of Jews to get a certain amount of pleasure out of life's many little afflictions, especially physical ailments. This latter phenomenon, by the way, shows up with other religious and national groups as well. The acclaimed journalist James "Scotty" Reston once wrote: I'm a Scotch Calvinist and nothing makes us happier than misery. English critic Leigh Hunt might have been thinking about oxymoronic humor when he wrote, "Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes around a corner." Great wits have always been predisposed to this type of humor, but none more so than the incomparable Oscar Wilde: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. Life is too important to be taken seriously. To be natural is a very difficult pose to keep up. Wilde and his contemporary, George Bernard Shaw, both had minds with a strong oxymoronic bent, and it is no coincidence that a popular observation about America and Britain has been attributed to both of them: We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. --O.W. England and America are two countries separated by the same language. --G.B.S. In these examples, Shaw was probably influenced by Wilde, since Wilde's witty lines generally came earlier and Shaw was very familiar with Wilde's work. But Shaw also crafted some highly original oxymoronic lines on his own: I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could. Oxymoronica Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom from History's Greatest Wordsmiths . Copyright © by Mardy Grothe. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold. Excerpted from Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit and Wisdom from History's Greatest Wordsmiths by Mardy Grothe All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

Table of Contents

Richard Lederer
Forewordp. ix
An Introduction to Oxymoronicap. 1
Chapter 1 Oxymoronic Wit & Humorp. 17
Chapter 2 The Human Conditionp. 36
Chapter 3 Sex, Love, & Romancep. 58
Chapter 4 Marriage, Home, & Family Lifep. 76
Chapter 5 Ancient Oxymoronicap. 92
Chapter 6 Political Oxymoronicap. 107
Chapter 7 Oxymoronica on Stage & Screenp. 128
Chapter 8 Artistic Oxymoronicap. 141
Chapter 9 Oxymoronic Insults (and a Few Compliments)p. 152
Chapter 10 Oxymoronic Advicep. 165
Chapter 11 Descriptive Oxymoronicap. 178
Chapter 12 The Literary Lifep. 193
Chapter 13 Oxymoronic Insights from World Literaturep. 206
Chapter 14 Inadvertent Oxymoronicap. 225
Indexp. 241