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Totally silly jokes
Grambs, Alison.
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Publication Information:
New York : Sterling, [2003]

Physical Description:
96 pages : illustrations ; 22 cm
An illustrated collection of riddles, such as "Why did the banana get a speeding ticket? He got caught peeling out of the parking lot" and "What do elves surf on? Micro-waves."
General Note:
Includes index.
Old Macdonald had a-- -- Where would we be without--? -- Food for thought -- Up, up, up and away! -- Getting around -- Home sweet home -- Bringin' home the bacon -- Facing the music -- Mother nature -- We're only human -- Keeping score -- Dressed to chill -- School days -- What's up, doc? -- In your dreams -- Shore thing -- Try it yourself!
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Newstead Library PN6166 .G73 2003 Juvenile Non-Fiction Open Shelf
Clearfield Library PN6166 .G73 2003 Juvenile Non-Fiction Open Shelf
Audubon Library PN6166 .G73 2003 Juvenile Non-Fiction Open Shelf

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There's simply no more joyous noise than children's laughter. Featuring hundreds of playful puns, short and snappy teasers, and silly riddles, this collection of bite-sized slices of good humor is for provoking that happy sound. The gags are divided into such categories as Mother Nature, Getting Around, School Days, Bringing Home the Bacon, Shore Thing, Home Sweet Home, Food for Thought, and others; all are sure to tickle any young funnybone. It's the perfect way to bring a little warmth into a cold and rainy day--go ahead, we dare you not to laugh!

Table of Contents

1. Old MacDonald Had a ...p. 5
2. Where Would We Be Without ...?p. 11
3. Food for Thoughtp. 19
4. Up, Up, Up and Awayp. 27
5. Getting Aroundp. 31
6. Home Sweet Homep. 37
7. Bringin' Home the Baconp. 45
8. Facing the Musicp. 49
9. Mother Naturep. 53
10. We're Only Humanp. 59
11. Keeping Scorep. 63
12. Dressed to Chillp. 69
13. School Daysp. 73
14. What's Up, Doc?p. 77
15. In Your Dreamsp. 81
16. Shore Thingp. 87
17. Try It Yourself!p. 91
About the Author and Illustratorp. 94
Indexp. 95

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