Revolutionary etiquette -- The pitch : equality and dignity, once and for all -- The producers : the founding fathers invent a civilized America -- The concept : all men are created equal -- The plot : citizen meets success -- The stars : be anything, but be yourself -- The supporting case : all those without whom -- The show stoppers : emceeing ceremonies and celebrations -- Costumes, props, and sets : the designer life -- Publicity and marketing : pitching your persona -- A critique : to achieve an even more nearly perfect etiquette.