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Short & tall tales : Moose County legends collected by James Mackintosh Qwilleran
Braun, Lilian Jackson.
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New York : Putnam's, [2002]

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145 pages ; 21 cm
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As the devoted readers of the series know, Qwill has been working on this book since The Cat Who Tailed a Thief. Now the tales are finally all compiled-legends such as "The Secret of the Blacksmith's Wife" and "The Trevelyan Curse." In Short and Tall Tales, Lilian Jackson Braun introduces James Mackintosh Qwilleran and tells how he collected the tales. Qwill provides a preface for each legend, identifying the teller and the circumstances. And it is no surprise that the tales themselves are entertaining stories that reveal the off-beat "history" of Moose County. Cat Who . . .fans will delight in reading these stories and anecdotes taken from the pages of the books they have come to love.

Author Notes

Lilian Jackson Braun was born on June 20, 1913. After starting out as a copywriter for Detroit department stores, she worked for The Detroit Free Press for nearly 30 years. In the 1960s, her cat died in a fall from a 10th-floor window in Detroit. Neighbors later told her that someone pushed the cat. To work through her feelings, she wrote a short story based on the incident. The result was her first three novels, The Cat Who Could Read Backwards, The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern, and The Cat Who Turned On and Off. After an 18-year break, she published The Cat Who Saw Red. During her lifetime, she wrote 29 titles in The Cat Who... series. She died on June 4, 2011 of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease at the age of 97.

(Bowker Author Biography)

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Publisher's Weekly Review

Fans of Lilian Jackson Braun's Cat Who... series won't want to miss Short and Tall Tales: Moose County Legends Collected by James Mackintosh Qwilleran. In the voice of Qwill, her beloved fictional journalist, Braun presents 27 amusing yarns, from "The True(?) History of Squunk Water" to "Those Pushy Moose County Blueberries." (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved

Library Journal Review

Ubiquitous protagonist in every "Cat Who" novel, James Qwilleran writes a column for a Moose County newspaper when he's not busy solving murders or taking care of his marvelous Siamese cats. For several years, he has also been collecting stories on local history with the idea of publishing them. This resulting book will interest few listeners not already familiar with Braun's fictional Moose County, but her regulars will flock to it. For many, the chief interest of Braun's works is not their light mysteries, or even Qwill's cats, but the colorful characters and local lore. Related in Qwill's own voice and read by the familiar George Guidall, this adds new depths to Moose County, making it and its people seem more real than ever. An essential acquisition for libraries with "Cat Who" collections.-Kent Rasmussen, Thousand Oaks, CA (c) Copyright 2010. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.



The Legend of the Rubbish Heap A Chronicle of Two Pioneer Families In the mid-nineteenth century, when Moose County was beginning to boom, it was a Gold Rush without the gold. There were veins of coal to be mined, forests to be lumbered, granite to be quarried, land to be developed, fortunes to be made. It would become the richest county in the state. In 1859 two penniless youths from Germany arrived by schooner, by way of Canada. On setting foot on the foreign soil, they looked this way and that to get their bearings, and both saw it at the same time! A piece of paper money in a rubbish heap! Without stopping to inquire its value, they tore it in half to signify their partnership. It would be share and share alike from then on. Their names were Otto Wilhelm Limburger and Karl Gustav Klingenschoen. They were fifteen years old. Labor was needed. They hired on as carpenters, worked long hours, obeyed orders, learned everything they could, used their wits, watched for opportunities, took chances, borrowed wisely, cheated a little, and finally launched a venture of their own. By the time they were in their thirties, Otto and Karl dominated the food and shelter industry. They owned all the rooming houses, eating places, and travelers' inns along the shoreline. Only then did they marry: Otto, a God-fearing woman named Gretchen; Karl, a fun-loving woman nicknamed Minnie. At the double wedding the friends pledged to name their children after each other. They hoped for boys, but girls could be named Karla and Wilhelmina. Thus the two families became even more entwined...until rumors about Karl's wife started drifting back from the waterfront. When Karl denied the slander, Otto trusted him. But there was more! One day Karl approached his partner with an idea for expanding their empire. They would add saloons, dance halls, and female entertainment of various kinds. Otto was outraged! The two men argued. They traded insults. They even traded a few blows and, with noses bleeding, tore up the fragments of currency that had been in their pockets since the miracle of the rubbish heap. Karl proceeded on his own and did extremely well, financially. To prove it, he built a fine fieldstone mansion in Pickax City, across from the courthouse. In retaliation Otto imported masons and woodworkers from Europe to build a brick palace in the town of Black Creek. How the community reacted to the two architectural wonders should be mentioned. The elite of the county vied for invitations to sip tea and view Otto's black walnut woodwork; Karl and Minnie sent out invitations to a party and no one came. When it was known that the brick mansion would be the scene of a wedding, the best families could talk of nothing else. The bride was Otto's only daughter; he had arranged for her to marry a suitable young man from the Goodwinter family; the date was set. Who would be invited? Was it true that Otto had taken his daughter before a magistrate and legally changed her name from Karla to Elsa? It was true. Elsa's dower chest was filled with fine household linens and intimate wedding finery. Gifts were being delivered in the best carriages in town. Seamstresses were working overtime on costumes for the wedding guests. Gowns for the bridal party were being shipped from Germany. Suppose there was a storm at sea! Suppose they did not arrive in time! Then, on the very eve of the nuptials, Otto's daughter eloped with the youngest son of Karl Klingenschoen! Shock, embarrassment, sheer horror, and the maddening suspicion that Karl and Minnie had promoted the defection-all these emotions combined to affect Otto's mind. As for the young couple, there were rumors that they had gone to San Francisco. When the news came, a few years later, that the young couple had lost their lives in the earthquake, Elsa's father had no idea who they were. Karl and Minnie lived out their lives in the most splendid house in Pickax, ignored by everyone of social standing. Karl never knew that his immense fortune was wiped out, following the financial crash of 1929. Toward the end of the century, Otto's sole descendant was an eccentric who sat on the porch of the brick palace and threw stones at dogs. Karl's sole descendant was Fanny Klingenschoen, who recovered her grandfather's wealth ten times over. Eventually the saga of the two families took a curious twist. The Klingenschoen Foundation has purchased two properties from the Limburger estate: the mansion in Black Creek and the hotel in Pickax. The former has become the Nutcracker Inn; the latter is now the Mackintosh Inn. The "legend of the rubbish heap" has come full circle. Excerpted from Short and Tall Tales by Lilian Jackson Braun Copyright © 2002 by Lillian Jackson Braun Excerpted by permission. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.

Table of Contents

IntroductionLilian Jackson Braun
1. The Legend of the Rubbish Heapp. 3
2. Secret of the Blacksmith's Wifep. 11
3. Housecalls on Horsebackp. 19
4. Hilda the Clipperp. 27
5. Milo the Potato Farmerp. 35
6. The Little Old Man in the Woodsp. 43
7. My Great-Grandmother's Coal Minep. 51
8. The True (?) History of Squunk Waterp. 57
9. Whooping It Up with the Loggersp. 61
10. "The Princess" and the Piratesp. 67
11. Wildcattin' with an Old Hogp. 73
12. The Scratching Under the Doorp. 79
13. The Dimsdale Jinxp. 85
14. The Mystery of Dank Hollowp. 93
15. Tale of Two Tombstonesp. 99
16. The Pork-and-Beans Incident at Boggy Bottomp. 105
17. At Last, a Hospital in the Wildernessp. 113
18. Emmaline and the Spiral Staircasep. 119
19. The Curious Fate of the Jenny Leep. 125
20. A Scary Experience on a Covered Bridgep. 133
21. A Cat Tale: Holy Terror and the Bishopp. 137
22. Those Pushy Moose County Blueberriesp. 141
23. The Curse on the Apple Orchardp. 147
24. Matilda, a Family Heroinep. 153
25. How Pleasant Street Got Its Namep. 159
26. The Noble Sons of the Noosep. 165
27. Phineas Ford's Fabulous Collectionp. 171