Unattractive to the opposite sex : an introduction -- Hold the enlightenment -- The search for the Caspian tiger -- Bug scream -- The platypus hunter -- Fire and ice and everything nice -- The caravan of white gold -- The terrible land -- The house of boots -- This teeming ark -- Near Massacre Ranch -- Fubsy hors d'oeuvres -- Gorillas in our schools -- Powder keg -- The entranced duck -- Castle and more castles -- Culinary schadenfreude -- Swimming with great white sharks -- Atlatl Bob's splendid lack of simple sanity -- Stutter -- Fully unprepared -- Evilfish -- The world's most dangerous friend -- Collision course -- The Big Muddy -- Professor Cahill's Travel 101 -- The cowpersons of Tanzania -- My brother, the pot dealer -- Dirty money -- Panic -- Trusty and grace.