Happy valley / John Cleese & Connie Booth -- Attack of the Charlie chaplins / Garry Kilworth -- Mother Duck strikes again / Craig Shaw Gardner -- The blackbird / Jack Sharkey -- Pale assassin / James Bibby -- The strawhouse pavillion / Ron Goulart -- Dragonet / Esther Friesner -- The diplodocus / Porter Emerson Browne -- Nothing in the rules / Nelson Bond -- Bad day on Mount Olympus / Marilyn Todd -- How much would you pay? / Craig Shaw Gardner -- The devil times three / Fredric Brown -- Fair-weather fiend / John Morressy -- The byrds / Michael Coney -- Polly put the mockers on / Stan Nicholls -- Ferdie / F. Anstey -- The quieen's triplets / Israel Zangwill -- Crispin the turnspit / Anthony Armstrong -- Touched by a salesman / Tom Holt -- Math takes a holiday / Paul Di Filippo -- Broadway barbarian / Cherith Baldry -- The winds of fate / Tony Rath -- Not ours to see / David Langford -- The caliber of the sword / Larry Lawrence -- Gunsel and Gretel / Esther Friesner -- Frog / Tina Rath -- The swords and the stones / E.K. Grant -- A case of four fingers / John Grant -- The absolute and utter impossibility of the facts in the case of the vanishing of Henning Vok / Jack Adrian -- Milord Sir Smiht, the English wizard / Avram Davidson -- Put back that universe! / F. Gwynplaine MacIntyre -- You'll never walk alone / Scott Edelman.