The pit -- Not from Detroit -- Booty and the beast -- Steppin' out, summer, '68 -- Incident on and off a mountain road -- My dead dog, Bobby -- Trains not taken -- Tight little stitches in a dead man's back -- Dog, cat, and baby -- Mister weed-eater -- By bizarre hands -- The fat man and the elephant -- The phone woman -- Letter from the South, two moons west of Nacogdoches -- By the hair of the head -- The job -- Godzilla's twelve step program -- Drive-in date -- Bob the dinosaur goes to Disneyland -- The steel Valentine -- Night they missed the horror show.