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Title:
The last continent : a discworld novel
Author:
Pratchett, Terry.
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Publication Information:
New York, NY : HarperPrism, 1999.

©1998
Physical Description:
292 pages ; 25 cm
Language:
English
ISBN:
9780061050480
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Book

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Summary

Summary

The Discworld's last continent is hot and very dry, and everything is poisonous. All this place has between itself and wind-blown doom is the inept wizard Rincewind, the only hero left. This is the 22nd in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.


Author Notes

Terry Pratchett was on born April 28, 1948 in Beaconsfield, United Kingdom. He left school at the age of 17 to work on his local paper, the Bucks Free Press. While with the Press, he took the National Council for the Training of Journalists proficiency class. He also worked for the Western Daily Press and the Bath Chronicle. He produced a series of cartoons for the monthly journal, Psychic Researcher, describing the goings-on at the government's fictional paranormal research establishment, Warlock Hall. In 1980, he was appointed publicity officer for the Central Electricity Generating Board with responsibility for three nuclear power stations.

His first novel, The Carpet People, was published in 1971. His first Discworld novel, The Colour of Magic, was published in 1983. He became a full-time author in 1987. He wrote more than 70 books during his lifetime including The Dark Side of the Sun, Strata, The Light Fantastic, Equal Rites, Mort, Sourcery, Truckers, Diggers, Wings, Dodger, Raising Steam, Dragons at Crumbling Castle: And Other Tales, and The Shephard's Crown. He was diagnosis with early onset Alzheimer's disease in 2007. He was knighted for services to literature in 2009 and received the World Fantasy award for life achievement in 2010. He died on March 12, 2015 at the age of 66.

(Bowker Author Biography)


Excerpts

Excerpts

The Last Continent Chapter One Against the stars a turtle passes, carrying four elephants on its shell. Both turtle and elephants are bigger than people might expect, but out between the stars the difference between huge and tiny is, comparatively speaking, very small. But this turtle and these elephants are, by turtle and elephant standards, big.They carry the Discworld, with its vast lands, cloudscapes, and oceans. People don't live on the Disc any more than, in less hand-crafted parts of the multiverse, they live on balls.Oh, planets may be the place where their body eats its tea, but they live elsewhere, in worlds of their own which orbit very handily around the center of their heads. When gods get together they tell the story of one particular planet whose inhabitants watched, with mild interest, huge continent-wrecking slabs of ice slap into another world which was in astronomical terms, right next door-- and then did nothing about it because that sort of thing only happens in Outer Space.An intelligent species would at least have found someone to complain to. Anyway, no one seriously believes in that story, because a race quite that stupid would never even have discovered slood.* People believe in all sorts of other things, though.For example, there are some people who have a legend that the whole universe is carried in a leather bag by an old man. They're right, too. Other people say: hold on, if he's carrying the entire universe in a sack, right, that means he's carrying himself and the sack inside the sack, because the universe contains everything.Including him.And the sack, of course.Which contains him and the sack already.As it were. To which the reply is: well? All tribal myths are true, for a given value of "true." It is a general test of the omnipotence of a god that they can see the fall of a tiny bird.But only one god makes notes, and a few adjustments, so that next time it can fall faster and further. We may find out why. We might find out why mankind is here, although that is more complicated and begs the question "Where else should we be?" It would be terrible to think that some impatient deity might part the clouds and say, "Damn, are you lot still here? I thought you discovered slood ten thousand years ago! I've got ten trillion tons of ice arriving on Monday!" We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus.* Snow, thick and wet, tumbled on to the lawns and roofs of Unseen University, the Discworld's premier college of magic. It was sticky snow, which made the place look like some sort of expensive yet tasteless ornament, and it caked around the boots of McAbre, the Head Bledlow, as he trudged through the cold, wild night. Two other bledlows stepped out of the lee of a buttress and fell in behind him on a solemn march towards the main gates. It was an old custom, centuries old, and in the summer a few tourists would hang around to watch it, but the Ceremony of the Keys went on every night in every season.Mere ice, wind and snow had never stopped it.Bledlows in times gone past had clam-bered over tentacled monstrosities to do the Ceremony; they'd waded through floodwater, flailed with their bowler hats at errant pigeons, harpies and dragons, and ignored mere faculty members who'd thrown open their bedroom windows and screamed imprecations on the lines of "Stop that damn racket, will you? What's the point? " They'd never stopped, or even thought of stopping.You couldn't stop Tradition.You could only add to it. The three men reached the shadows by the main gate, almost blotted out in the whirling snow.The bledlow on duty was waiting for them. "Halt! Who Goes There?" he shouted. McAbre saluted."The Archchancellor's Keys!" "Pass, The Archchancellor's Keys!" The Head Bledlow took a step forward, extended both arms in front of him with his palms bent back towards him, and patted his chest at the place where some bledlow long buried had once had two breast pockets.Pat, pat.Then he extended his arms by his sides and stiffly patted the sides of his jacket.Pat, pat. "Damn! Could Have Sworn I Had Them A Moment Ago!" he bellowed, enunciating each word with a sort of bulldog carefulness. The gatekeeper saluted.McAbre saluted. "Have You Looked In All Your Pockets?" McAbre saluted.The gatekeeper saluted.A small pyramid of snow was building up on his bowler hat. "I Think I Must Have Left Them On The Dresser.It's Always The Same, Isn't It?" "You Should Remember Where You Put Them Down!" "Hang On, Perhaps They're In My Other Jacket!" The young bledlow who was this week's Keeper of the Other Jacket stepped forward.Each man saluted the other two.The youngest cleared his throat and managed to say: "No, I Looked In ... There This ... Morning!" McAbre gave him a slight nod to acknowledge a difficult job done well, and patted his pockets again. "Hold On, Stone The Crows, They Were In This Pocket After All! What A Muggins I Am!" "Don't Worry, I Do The Same Myself!" "Is My Face Red! Forget My Own Head Next!" Somewhere in the darkness a window creaked up. "Er, excuse me, gentlemen--" "Here's The Keys, Then!" said McAbre, raising his voice. "Much Obliged!" "I wonder if you could--" the querulous voice went on, apologizing for even thinking of complaining. "All Safe And Secure" shouted the gatekeeper, handing the keys back. "--perhaps keep it down a little --" "Gods Bless All Present!" screamed McAbre, veins standing out on his thick crimson neck. "Careful Where You Put Them This Time.Ha! Ha! Ha!" Ho! Ho! Ho!" yelled McAbre, beside himself with fury.He saluted stiffly, went About Turn with an unnecessarily large amount of foot stamping and the ancient exchange completed, marched back to the bledlows' lodge muttering under his breath. The Last Continent . Copyright © by Terry Pratchett. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold. Excerpted from The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

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